Posted by
Pete Chase on Thursday, January 22, 2009 12:00:00 AM
WASHINGTON, D.C. – On Tuesday federal authorities finally ended a tense 2,922-day standoff as George W. Bush, the man who had ensconced himself inside the White House since 2001, left quietly and without incident, much to the surprise of many who feared – actually, giddily anticipated – a violent confrontation in which Bush was cut down in a hail of gunfire. His surrender – coincidentally coming eight years to the day after he first embarked on his bizarre odyssey – marked the end of what former sportscaster Keith Olbermann has called “the most efficient and cynical . . . criminal conspiracy . . . in this country's history.”
While Democrats in Congress have launched an investigation in hopes of bringing formal charges against the Texas native, it is generally known that Bush first gained access to the White House grounds by soliciting a conspiracy involving literally millions of people from every state to appoint a cadre of well-placed cronies, known as ‘electors’, who in turn were able to place their boss inside the highest levels of government through manipulation of a document known as “The Constitution.”
"This should never have happened," said Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid at the time. "We have safeguards and procedures in place to prevent this kind of thing. But someone dropped the ball, and somehow a Republican was elected President." Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi have vowed to enact reforms that will prevent any future such occurrences.
Former White House employees were shocked by his boldness. Soon after entering the executive mansion, Bush found an unused office from which he conducted his operations, even hiring a secretary and using the White House’s secure phone system. It wasn’t unusual for Bush to hold what he called “cabinet meetings” with his co-conspirators right under the noses of Secret Service agents.
In one of his most brazen acts, Bush commandeered elements of the military to conduct his own operations, twice issuing orders to send troops and supplies to third world nations to take out foreign competitors.
Security in the nation's capital was high as an estimated two million curious onlookers stood by to witness the end of the standoff. After turning himself in, Bush was escorted by a detail of Secret Service agents onto an awaiting military helicopter and flown to an undisclosed location somewhere in Texas.